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CONTEST ENTRY: Escape from the North Pole by Blazbaros CONTEST ENTRY: Escape from the North Pole by Blazbaros
My entry for KellyLVLUP's Contest !!!!CHRISTMAS CONTEST TIME!!!!.  In the holiday tradition, as Die Hard is by far the greatest Christmas movie of all time, I present to you the winter blockbuster action movie, based on John Carpenter's ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK !

Synopsis:  Once brothers, Santa Claus and Krampus worked together to bring joy and happiness to the children of the world.  That sadly changed when Krampus took a turn for the ambitious, allying himself with the demonic seductress of greed, Mammon, forcing Santa to oust Krampus and exile him to the furthest corner of the earth.  Krampus returned with a vengeance, taking over Santa's workshop and turning the North Pole into a hellish nightmare factory where the elves work ceaselessly in creating robot bodies for demons to inhabit when they cross over into the mortal plane so Satan can kickstart the end times early!

Now mirthless, Santa, now under the alias "Saint Plissken", hunts down the demonic robots in the shadows of the world.  Confronted by a young girl who discovers the truth, they must together break into the North Pole, stop Krampus and save Christmas once and for all!
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:iconludedwolf:
LudedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017
Nice!!!!!
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks!
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LudedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017
Thanks again! It was a great combo!😃
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:iconludedwolf:
LudedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017
No Problem! If this was movie I would watch.
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:iconcrisis-comics:
Crisis-Comics Featured By Owner Edited Jan 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*sees the size of the gun*

So that's what putting the "Christ!" back in Christmas means.
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:iconrougestatus:
RougeStatus Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Have a happy jolly Christmas scumbag

*explosions
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:iconkaiserfuches:
KaiserFuches Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
awesome.
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:iconardrich-keybus:
Ardrich-Keybus Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I love Burt Mussell's work!  I heard he'll be in the new Guardians of the Greenhouse movie!

Good luck. ^ ^
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:iconmensjedezeemeermin:
MensjeDeZeemeermin Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
ARCTIC SNAKE PLISSKEN!  Very funny.
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:iconkellylvlup:
KellyLVLUP Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
HOLY NUGGETS!

AHEM*

"How do you wrok this gu-"
*shoots santa's toe*
"oh.....
Safety's off!"

*innocent smile*
Starlight Glimmer (Nervous Smile) mlp season 6 
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Santa: "You better watch out!"

Kelly: "You better not cry. . ."

Santa: *gives'er the stink eye*
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KellyLVLUP Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
i wish this could be some sort fo comic special and then do a dub video XD that would be funny
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I want it to be a real movie starring Burt Mussell D:
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:iconkellylvlup:
KellyLVLUP Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016
HOL- YESH
I SEE YOU, SPORTACUS... 

a new movie block buster is waiting!
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:iconeihort:
Eihort Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
I am reminded of an ancient Quake 2 model called "Mr. Kringle"
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:iconsquareofone:
SquareofOne Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
I can still see Rob Lowe somehow being in this.
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:iconanotalenthack:
anotalenthack Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
"I'm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!"
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:iconarteaus:
Arteaus Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
^ Blaz, This guy gets me....at like an intimate 80's level.
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:iconthefellowwiththehat:
TheFellowWithTheHat Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love everything about this.
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:icongusindor:
Gusindor Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Student General Artist
I would watch that move.
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:iconelifrost:
EliFrost Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Badass! Hope you win!
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:iconblots-on-ice:
blots-on-ice Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Now I'm picturing carol of the bells, but with an insanely awesome quire, and wicked guitar solo
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:iconblots-on-ice:
blots-on-ice Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
And the movie would end with Santa facing of against Satan, and the oc finishing off krampus.
Santa rips Satan's hearts out
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:iconblots-on-ice:
blots-on-ice Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
And Santa would rocket jump and say "astalavista, Satan" shooting a barrage of rockets at Satan making a bloody mess
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redwolfradolf Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
I love the 'Kringle' Belt buckle.
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:iconrandomeye713:
randomeye713 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Oh shit it's Krampus, what up?
Santa in shades is awesome
this concept is the best 
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:iconlordbloodmane:
Lordbloodmane Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Faith in Santa restored a thousandfold! Great work :)
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:iconcookieadrian:
CookieAdrian Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The most metal christmas movie of them all.
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:iconemperorbassexe:
EmperorBassexe Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
It'll be neat from time to time to see you do more movie posters. :D
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Every now and again I get an idea.

As long as its cheesy and 80s.
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:iconnothingsp:
nothingsp Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Best. Thing.
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DeadCobra Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
This is really cool
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:iconcadengallic:
CadenGallic Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Steevan Bleef.
That alone made this pic worth it. 
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm glad someone appreciated it =p
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:icongaler-x:
Galer-X Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
HO HO HO badass santa is mother fucker
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JAFNOVA Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, this is awesome on so many levels.


After the thick steel door gets blown down and falls to the ground with a loud <CLANG!> Krampus looks up and stands from behind his large wooden desk at the old fat man dressed in combat gear.

"Kringle." Krampus said with a sneer as he looked over his brother and former parter.

 "Krampus." replied Santa as he raised up his m240 machine gun, still smoking and hot from the last battle. "You've been very, very naughty, brother. But, instead of a lump of cold coal, I'm giving you a full belt of hot lead! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfu**er! OH, OH, OH!"
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AL-818 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha - I love it - especially her in the turtleneck sweater dress ;)
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XP thanks
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:iconal-818:
AL-818 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
a really cool piece!
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:icongeistis:
Geistis Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
I'd go to see that. :D
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:iconaceshadowrun:
AceShadowrun Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Awesome job,all the details make it one of the best Xmas puc I have seen
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:icontrilliondollerman:
trilliondollerman Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
"Die Hard is by far the greatest Christmas movie of all time." Blazbaros-2016
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its true
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:iconrassilon001:
Rassilon001 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Daaaaaaaamn.  You do movie posters too.  What can't you do, oh great Blazbaros?

Loving this movie, also.  Love those fake celebrity names.  And I can already picture the one-liners and quips.

*Saint Plissken pops out of the grates chimney style* "Krampus... you're on my list...!"
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"

Thanks XD
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:iconrassilon001:
Rassilon001 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
OMG that's perfect! Why didn't I think of that?!?!
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:iconempyronaut:
Empyronaut Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
1. Awesome work, instant Christmas classic. Christmas Dance 

2. Saint Plissken (Snake Claus?) isn´t wearing an eye patch? Okay, we have to talk now...  *click* :threaten: 
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:iconblazbaros:
Blazbaros Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, see, its a reveal for later in the movie. He takes his glasses off and he's got an eyepatch!
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:iconempyronaut:
Empyronaut Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
Oooooh....:o (Eek)

How could I question you? scared.... 'the 2nd' 
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Sorantheman Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
He's making a list.
He's checking it twice.
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is comming for you!
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